We should all get to pick a group of people that will no longer be allowed to get married.  Insane people went first and they picked homosexuals.  Ok, my turn.  I pick the religiously motivated, sexually abstinent.  First off, nothing is funnier than watching someone die a virgin.  But more importantly, their children end up being those creepy, delusional, brainwashed kids that wear white button up shirts and blue pants lugging backpacks full of bibles door to door.  I’m sick of them interrupting my porn time.  Problem solved.