03/31/12

People sure are compassionate towards homeless people. I wish there were more homeless people. Specifically, anyone that buys a $400,000 condo across the street from the greatest neighborhood bar in the universe that has been there since, oh, I don’t know, since before they were born and complains about the noise. If you would like to drive them out of their home and good fortune you should go to Higgins’ Tavern tonight and drink like you’ve never drank before and do it as loudly as possible. You’ll see…making people insane and homeless is way more fun than helping insane homeless people.