When I see a guy at a bar wearing a replica jersey of a famous professional athlete, I get a little irritated. But when I see a girl with him, I become downright angry. What kind of girl would follow around a grown man playing dress-up? Then, I got to thinking: If there was a girl dressed up as a famous porn star, I would definitely follow her around. And that’s how I explain to children that you should always put things into perspective.