At the bottom of the tax return sheet there should be a box where I can write in where I want that money to go.  Wait, I want a box where I can write in where I don’t want it to go.  Wait, I have a pretty long list…I’m going to need something bigger than a box.  It will start with: DO NOT give this money to people who don’t want to work because their back is sore.  It will end with: etc.


When there’s a long line at a register sometimes the store will open another register. The cashier will call for the next person in line to come over. That’s the point when the very last person in the line makes a mad dash and ends up first in line. Here’s where I need accounting advice. What kind of tax breaks do I get for “eliminating” an asshole?