The Olympics should eliminate sports that aren’t using the best athletes.  I’m pretty sure handball was created by the kids that weren’t picked to play other sports.  It’s a bunch of rag-a-muffins running around a basketball court, trying to throw a softball into a hockey goal.  Here’s the new Team USA: Me, Jennie Finch, LeBron James, Drew Brees and Derek Jeter with Jonathan Quick on goal.  Now, give me the Gold Medal.

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