I’ve decided that since I don’t have children I shouldn’t have to abide by school zone speed limits.  I’m sick of slowing down for things I don’t care about.


Every form of restraint put in place to wrangle assholes is a waste of my time.  I have to ease over extra asphalt because some punk kid was racing around a parking lot.  They should replace speed bumps with a couple of sensors and a spike strip.  Nothing is funnier than watching someone replacing a flat tire they got for being an asshole.