Some men are so arrogant they name their sons after themselves.  Although, I have to admit, it would have been pretty funny if Jesus was named God Jr.


The Olympics should eliminate sports that aren’t using the best athletes.  I’m pretty sure handball was created by the kids that weren’t picked to play other sports.  It’s a bunch of rag-a-muffins running around a basketball court, trying to throw a softball into a hockey goal.  Here’s the new Team USA: Me, Jennie Finch, LeBron James, Drew Brees and Derek Jeter with Jonathan Quick on goal.  Now, give me the Gold Medal.